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CATSPOTTING
Catspotting has been a key source of drama in the stories from the start. Main characters include:
Nelly - my family cat (protagonist)
Meeson Street Kitty - neighbour’s cat in Hackney (love interest)
Heterochromatic Queen - a local treasure/nuisance in the street I grew up on (sidekick)
The Evil Twins - identical twin black cats in my parents’ cul-de-sac (nemeses)
Various Imposters - guest appearances from anonymous extras (plot devices)
Every day is #caturday







ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
Love for animals extends beyond feline friends to incorporate critters across the kingdom: from Connie the Scottish snake to handsome doggos down under.
I demonstrate this love by being vegan except for sweets, pizza, ice cream, secondhand leather, some crisps and certain makeup (and working on a farm that one time).
PerSOnIfiCaTiOn
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo that’s my emotional support
INANIMATE OBJECT I FOUND IN SOME STRANGE LOCATION THAT PROBABLY BELONGS TO A CHILD


